hewwwooo!!! u seem rlly kewll perzon and i think ure amazing! 
i hope ure having an amazing day!11!!! take care lovz <3<3
omg.... i think youre so awesome and cool and i really ADMIRE you!!! its so epic to know that you think im cool OMGE 
have a veryverymazing day/night/LIFE!!!! THANK OYOU FOR SIGNING.... 
HI GEO 
GRABS YOU BY YOUR ANKLE. KINDNESSS!!! you are very cool, too... THANK YOU.... 
releases you and watches you scurry away
HUNTER!!!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! THATS IT!!!! NEXT TIME I SEe YOU!!! IM GON!NA!!! TEAR YOU UPPPP!!!!!!! 
im filing a complaint that my room was PEED ON AND TRASHED and on the walls were spraypainted "Hi github user watcherbites did this" what do you have to say for yourself.
oh my GOD!! 
i would never even DREAM to do such thing to you, good sir! my URINE stays inside of BLADDER, let alone ON THE FLOORS OF YOUR BEDROOM!! as for the spraypaint and TRASHING, i cannot believe this! oh, the horror! as deeply concerned as i am about this whole thing, i still cant help but feel the need to inform you that none of this was MY fault!!! whoever was in your bedroom has FRAMED ME!!! and i think i have a few ideas on WHO. camera pans to the many, many messages from the man whos been vandalizing my atabook for MONTHS....... ANYWAY... please, dont file any more complaints, my reputation needs to stay shiny!!.... if anyone were to PEE on and TRASH your bedroom, then decide to FRAME ME, it would probably be..... 5wagmaster on GITHUB. take it up with HIMand im SURE you'll find the PERPETRATOR. uhm, in the meantime, allow me to gift you a uh, damp coupon to...... dominos.. a nickel, and uhh.... free ROOM CLEAN for your troubles 
my dearest snuggle bunny erin i am SORRY i sat on ur egg and it went up my rectum... SIGHH... i am in the process ...of drawing YOU something for your STRAWPAGE... it features an EGG and yeah.... i am sorry i will LOOK into trying to figure out if i can get this egg out but
you might need to reach inside and get it out its STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
HI ERIN!!
Wait what's that message under this? 
hitting you is the last thing i'd do, dearest hunter cuddlesnugglebugboobear!!! never ever have i hit anyone everr!!! i would never hit anyone! in fact, you hit me! all the time!! pull down my pants and you will see all of my bruises!!!
we should be moots because you seem nice and cool and we thought our cosplays were cool
what do you meaan your INSIDE ME....thats a tad bit SUS erin i told you im STRAIGHT! i don't want someones dong in my butt!!!!!!!!!1 mess with the bull you'll get the hORNSc
hey now buddy nobody ever said anything about me being in your BUTT... im straight too come on now buddy come on!!